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We're boarding the S.S. American, and the press is here to cover it.
Look, it's Reno Sweeny and her angels.
"Give 'em a leg and a wing."
"He should be along here any minute."
"You're fired, as in through, terminated, finished, washed up."
"You're the top. You're the Coliseum."
"You're Mickey Mouse."
"But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top."
"Dressed up as a preacher? I saw that guy."
"Bonnie, I can't get away with this."
"Doctor! I'm Bishop Henry T. Dobson."
"Did I ever tell youse about my cramps in the crypt and palpitations in the pulpit?"
"Yes, let's go up toward the front of the ship."
"Bon Voyage."
"I can't stay here. I have to get up on deck and find my girl."
"This is my old friend, putt-putt-putt."
"I thought I made that clear to everyone on this boat."
"And if you can't, send the little girl behind the door."
"Sure, I can get you a sailor suit. He's still asleep."
"It's time to do the 'Heaven Hop'."
"You'll never get into Heaven if you're not an angel." "Well, I know a few shortcuts."
"If you want to please Saint Peter."
"Hop! Hop! The Heaven Hop!"
"Now, Mother, you go and get our deck charis. I want to explore the boat some more."
"Ah, there you are. Jolly bracing this morning, what?"
"Oh, did you stay out all night? Shame, shame, shame on you, you, you."
"Here on the deck in the moonlight."
"Not all alone, I hope?"
"The gullery? It's forward on E deck, ma'am."
"As a matter of fact, I just saw him going into the mizzen mast."
"Through thick or thin." "Night or day." "Right or wrong."
"If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose."
"If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain."
"Yes, you might bring me some tea."
"But I'm so delighted it's you. We've oodles of time before dinner, and I did so want to chat with you."
"There's something wrong here."
"I say, do you know what's wrong with the little fellow?"
"Oh, do you mean he thought I'd make love to you?"
"Now you see what a desparate character I really am."